New Because Science Sweatshirts

"This is a difficult thing to explain. But we're having a major technical error, where all the song's tempos are double speed and I have not practiced the math because I'm not fast at math. But I am going to... I am going to handle this. Alright, Let's try this again. Y'all don't judge me for being bad at calculating things. You know what, being bad at math is not a sin." RIP Grimes, bring back the old Grimes.

This is a difficult thing to explain. But we're having a major technical error, where all the song's tempos are double speed and I have not practiced the math because I'm not fast at math. But I am going to... I am going to handle this. Alright, Let's try this again. Y'all don't judge me for being bad at calculating things. You know what, being bad at math is not a sin. RIP Grimes, bring back the old Grimes.Whether you're a die-hard Grimes fan or just love a good laugh, this design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations about their 2024 Coachella technical difficulty filled set.

This is a difficult thing to explain. But we're having a major technical error, where all the song's tempos are double speed and I have not practiced the math because I'm not fast at math. RIP Grimes, bring back the old Grimes.Whether you're a die-hard Grimes fan or just love a good laugh, this design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations about their 2024 Coachella technical difficulty filled set.

This charming illustration captures the wonder of the celestial event in a playful and cute style. Featuring smiling sun and moon characters coming together in a captivating eclipse, it's sure to bring a smile to your face. Perfect for astronomy enthusiasts, nature lovers, or anyone who appreciates whimsical designs, this tee is a delightful addition to your wardrobe. Embrace the magic of the cosmos with this charming eclipse-inspired apparel!

Block out the haters with the Solar Eclipse shades! Embrace the celestial spectacle of 2024 with our Solar Eclipse design! Witness the cosmic dance of the sun and moon in perfect alignment, captured in stunning detail. Complete with iconic solar eclipse glasses, this tee lets you carry the awe-inspiring moment wherever you go.

The Total Solar Eclipse, the day the world turned dark... LIKE MY SOUL. Show off your emo self with this punny Eclipse customizable design.

Step into the retro kaleidoscope of the 2024 Solar Eclipse! Radiate celestial vibes with a wearable masterpiece that's as unique as you are. Embrace the cosmic energy and stand out in style with this vibrant, one-of-a-kind design!

Dive into the mystique of the 2024 Solar Eclipse with our Tarot Card design! Merge the power of cosmic alignment with witchy traditions. Embrace the enchantment of the universe with this exclusive design, where astrology meets style!

Capture the magic of the cosmos with our 2024 Solar Eclipse design! Commemorate this celestial spectacle with your own twist. Don't miss out on this limited edition wearable art celebrating nature's grand performance!

Say no to sad beige moms and yes to vibrant vibes with our hilarious design! Because who needs beige when you can have a Technicolor mom extravaganza? Stand out in style and give those drab tones a run for their money!

Say no to sad beige moms and yes to vibrant vibes with our hilarious design! Because who needs beige when you can have a Technicolor mom extravaganza? Stand out in style and give those drab tones a run for their money!

Step into a world where power is as potent as the spice that flows through the veins of the universe. The "He Who Controls The Spice Controls The Universe" t-shirt is a bold declaration of authority and influence, inspired by the mystical forces that shape destinies and govern empires. With a design that exudes an air of enigmatic prowess, this t-shirt embodies the essence of commanding the very essence of existence itself. Embrace the allure of dominion and command attention wherever you go with this mystical and empowering t-shirt. Wear it as a badge of honor, a symbol of your ambition and your unwavering determination to seize control of your reality. Let the world know that you hold the key to the universe, just as the spice weaves its way through the cosmos, binding all in its wake. With the "He Who Controls The Spice Controls The Universe" t-shirt, seize your power and let your presence be felt across all realms.

Unveil the mysteries of the universe with our captivating "I Am The Lisan Al Gaib" t-shirt. Embrace the enigmatic aura of the Bene Gesserit prophetic language with this striking design that exudes a sense of power and intrigue. Whether you're a fan of science fiction, an admirer of mystical lore, or simply drawn to the allure of the unknown, this t-shirt is sure to spark conversation and intrigue wherever you go. Channel your inner voice of truth and let the world know that you are attuned to the whispers of destiny with our "I Am The Lisan Al Gaib" t-shirt. Symbolizing hidden knowledge and the path to ultimate understanding, this design is a bold statement of individuality and insight. Stand out from the crowd and embrace the mystique of the unknown with this unique and thought-provoking addition to your wardrobe.

Introducing the "Neon Howdy Sign" t-shirt, a playful and vibrant design that captures the essence of fun and friendliness. This eye-catching tee features a quirky and retro-inspired neon sign graphic with the word "Howdy" in bold, colorful letters. Perfect for those who want to add a touch of whimsy to their wardrobe, this shirt radiates positivity and good vibes wherever you go. With its nod to classic neon signage and its cheerful greeting, the "Neon Howdy Sign" tee is sure to make a statement and spark conversations wherever you wear it. Whether you're heading out for a casual outing with friends or just want to brighten up your day, this t-shirt is the perfect choice. Spread joy and connect with others in style with the "Neon Howdy Sign" tee - because who doesn't love a friendly "Howdy" greeting in neon lights?

Introducing our "Outside I'm Flirty Inside I Hurty" t-shirt, a bold statement piece for those who are unapologetically themselves. This tee captures the complexities of the human experience, showcasing the duality we all possess within. The playful exterior design exudes confidence and charm, while the poignant message hidden within speaks to the vulnerabilities and struggles that lie beneath the surface. Wear this t-shirt as a reminder to embrace every facet of your being, from the flirtatious side that seeks connection to the inner turmoil that often goes unseen. Let your personality shine through with this witty and introspective piece that invites conversation and introspection wherever you go. Join us in celebrating the multifaceted nature of being human with the "Outside I'm Flirty Inside I Hurty" t-shirt -- because true beauty lies in embracing all aspects of yourself.

Introducing the ultimate statement piece for those days when you're just not in the mood for anyone's nonsense - the "Don't Piss Me Off" t-shirt. This bold and unapologetic design speaks volumes without you having to say a word. Whether you're heading into a Monday morning meeting or simply running errands, this tee will serve as a bold reminder to those around you to tread lightly. It's the perfect way to express your boundaries with a touch of sass and a whole lot of attitude. Let your outfit do the talking for you with this must-have addition to your wardrobe. Embrace your inner badass and let the world know that you mean business with this straightforward and edgy tee. This t-shirt is not just a piece of clothing - it's a statement of empowerment and self-assurance, letting everyone know that you're not to be messed with. So go ahead, slip into this tee and conquer the day with confidence, because when you wear the "Don't Piss Me Off" t-shirt, you're ready to take on anything that comes your way. funny t shirts sarcastic tee attitude clothing quirky top humor tshirt statement fashion casual wear graphic tee printed shirt bold typography cool apparel trendy top edgy style witty slogan cheeky design streetwear fashion urban outfit unique garment rebellious clothing attitude statement.

Introducing our one-of-a-kind "Preparing For Tax Season" t-shirt, a quirky and daring design that will surely spark laughter and intrigue wherever you go! Designed for those with a cheeky sense of humor and a love for a good punchline, this t-shirt is the perfect conversation starter during tax season. Featuring bold typography and a clever play on words, this t-shirt encapsulates the often stressful and overwhelming process of preparing for tax season in a lighthearted and unexpected way. Wear it proudly to your next tax appointment, office party, or simply as an icebreaker at social gatherings. With its humorous design, this t-shirt allows you to embrace the challenges of tax season with a wink and a smile, reminding everyone that laughter truly is the best stress reliever. So, whether you're an accountant, tax professional, or just someone who can appreciate a good pun, this t-shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Embrace the tax season blues with style and a touch of humor, because sometimes, all you need is a little laughter to get through it all!

Introducing our cheeky and provocative t-shirt that boldly declares, "Vegetarian But I Still Eat PUSSY!" Designed for those who chant pro-animal, pro-planet mantras while embracing their playful side, this t-shirt sparks conversation and challenges stereotypes. Celebrating a unique blend of humor, vegetarian principles, and unabashed self-expression, this design serves as a playful reminder that personal choices and lifestyles can happily coexist. Perfect for veggie enthusiasts who don't shy away from a laugh and appreciate the power of witty wordplay, this t-shirt effortlessly combines cheekiness with a powerful message of individuality. We believe in uplifting and empowering all communities, including the vegetarian and animal-loving ones. Our aim is to spark conversations and challenge norms by creating eye-catching designs that blend humor with thought-provoking statements. Crafted with the utmost attention to detail, this t-shirt is a head-turning fashion statement that encourages dialogue and inclusivity. Wear it proudly, whether at a vegan potluck, animal rights rally, or even just out and about -- because being a vegetarian doesn't mean you can't savor life's playful side. Let your style and sense of humor convey your message loud and clear with this bold and unique t-shirt.

Embrace your inner geek and wear your nerdy badge with pride with our "Nerdy & Proud" t-shirt! This stylish and unique design is perfect for all the brainiacs, tech enthusiasts, and trivia masters out there. Whether you're a fan of comic books, science fiction, or video games, this tee is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. With its bold and distinctive typography, the "Nerdy & Proud" statement boldly declares your love for all things nerdy. The design is sleek and minimalist, making it versatile for various styling options: wear it with your favorite jeans and sneakers for a casual look, or dress it up with a blazer and heels for a geek chic outfit. Our "Nerdy & Proud" t-shirt is not just a piece of clothing, it's a statement that celebrates intelligence, curiosity, and being unapologetically true to yourself. So go ahead, let your nerdy flag fly high!

Introducing our "Rated N For Nerd" t-shirt, a must-have for all the proud nerds out there! This design is a bold statement piece that showcases your love for all things geeky and nerdy. Be it your obsession with comic books, video games, or sci-fi movies, this t-shirt symbolizes your deep dive into the world of imagination and intellectual curiosity. The design features a captivating mix of vibrant colors and iconic nerdy symbols, including pixelated art, gaming controllers, comic book speech bubbles, and retro references. With its stylish and eye-catching graphics, this t-shirt will definitely grab attention and spark conversations with fellow nerds who appreciate your taste. Wear it with confidence to conventions, gaming tournaments, or just any casual outing---a perfect way to express your true self and inspire fellow nerds to embrace their passions unapologetically. Be the walking emblem of nerd pride with our "Rated N For Nerd" t-shirt -- because world domination requires brains, not brawn!

Introducing our hilariously quirky t-shirt, designed exclusively for the ones who never shy away from their imperfect, flawed yet absolutely lovable selves. Say it loud and proud with our "My Rolls Are Trash Possum" tee -- a celebration of embracing all our imperfections with a touch of delightful humor. Inspired by the resilience of the possum, known for its resourcefulness and adaptability, this tee encourages everyone to laugh along with life's little imperfections while radiating confidence and self-acceptance. Dare to be different with this refreshing twist on self-deprecating humor, as this tee sparks conversations and spreads smiles wherever you go. It cleverly reminds us that it's okay to have rolls, flaws, or even moments of trashiness, because that's just what makes us beautifully unique. Treat yourself or gift it to your favorite hilarious friend -- this one-of-a-kind t-shirt will bring an authentic dose of lightheartedness, wit, and self-empowerment to any wardrobe. Embrace your inner trash possum and let this t-shirt be a reminder to have fun while embracing your imperfections, embracing your own idiosyncrasies, and being unapologetically you!

Introducing our delightful and motivational "I Believe In You! Kawaii Bigfoot" t-shirt! Are you ready to spread some adorable encouragement while embracing your inner believer? Look no further! This extraordinary design brings together the mythical and mysterious Bigfoot with the irresistibly cute world of Kawaii. Imagine donning this lively tee and becoming a walking, talking cheerleader for everyone you encounter. The charming combination of "I Believe In You!" and a lovably animated Bigfoot confronts any doubt or discouragement with unwavering support. Share positivity and inspire those around you with the power of belief - because sometimes all we need is a gentle reminder that someone has faith in us. Whether you want to motivate friends, family, or even strangers, this Kawaii Bigfoot tee is the perfect choice to uplift spirits and ignite self-confidence. Get ready to embrace your role as a cheerleader of dreams and show the world that belief has no limits!

Introducing our one-of-a-kind "Trash Hands" t-shirt, designed for those who dare to embrace their vibrant eccentricity and stand out from the crowd. This edgy and whimsical creation perfectly encapsulates the rebellious spirit of being unique and unapologetically yourself. With a bold, eye-catching font and a clever play on words, "Trash Hands" speaks volumes about the beauty of embracing imperfections and celebrating individuality. The "Trash Hands" design is a powerful statement that challenges societal norms and encourages the wearer to embrace their quirks and flaws. This t-shirt is a true symbol of self-expression and acceptance, reminding us all that our so-called "imperfections" are what make us truly beautiful. Whether you're a lover of all things unconventional or simply looking to make a statement, our exciting "Trash Hands" t-shirt is here to celebrate the extraordinary within all of us. Wear it proudly, and let your uniqueness shine through, because sometimes, trash hands can create the most magnificent art.

Introducing the "Little Miss Antisocial" t-shirt, a bold and rebellious statement piece that celebrates the power of individuality! Embrace your inner introvert and wear it proudly, because being antisocial is a lifestyle, not a flaw. This edgy design captures the essence of those who find solace in solitude, and breaks all societal norms with a touch of attitude. The "Little Miss Antisocial" t-shirt is a tribute to all the introverts, wallflowers, and independent souls who march to the beat of their own drum. Its minimalist yet impactful typography amplifies your voice without saying a word, demanding attention and leaving a lasting impression. Whether you're an introverted extrovert or simply value your personal space, this t-shirt is a perfect manifestation of your unique personality. It's time to celebrate your love for solitude and inspire others to embrace their authentic selves. Wear the "Little Miss Antisocial" tee with pride and let the world know that being antisocial is an art, not a curse.

Introducing our sassy and rebellious "I Do What I Want! I'm A Cat" t-shirt! This bold statement tee is designed for those who live life on their own terms, inspired by the independent and carefree spirit of our feline friends. Whether you're a cat lover or simply embrace the untamed nature within you, this t-shirt celebrates the power of individuality and the freedom to defy societal norms. Wear it proudly as a declaration of your strong-willed personality, reminding everyone that you are unapologetically in control of your own destiny. Unleash your inner catitude and let our "I Do What I Want! I'm A Cat" t-shirt become a symbol of your unwavering independence. The witty typography and striking design make a bold statement wherever you go, demanding attention and sparking conversation. This t-shirt is not just a fashion choice, but a reflection of your attitude towards life -- a message to the world that you prioritize personal choice and authenticity above all else. So, step into the spotlight, embrace your feline instincts, and show the world that you're not afraid to carve your own path, because after all, you're a cat and you do what you want!

Introducing our bold and tongue-in-cheek masterpiece, the "World's Biggest Asshole" t-shirt. This daring design dares to challenge the traditional notions of politeness, giving a humorous nod to those who are unapologetically themselves. Disruptive and provocative, this shirt is a reminder that sometimes it's okay to embrace our inner renegade and let loose a little. It speaks to the rebels, the misfits, and the rule-breakers who fearlessly march to the beat of their own drum, unafraid to ruffle a few feathers along the way. Wear it with pride, because being the biggest asshole has never looked so good. Crafted for the confident and bold, this "World's Biggest Asshole" t-shirt doesn't shy away from making a statement. It doesn't bow down to societal expectations or succumb to the pressures of conformity; instead, it celebrates individuality. This t-shirt acts as a catalyst for conversations, encouraging people to embrace their flaws and quirks. So, whether you're a playful troublemaker or just appreciate a healthy dose of humor, this t-shirt allows you to proudly display your unique personality. Dare to rock this audacious design, and own the title of the "World's Biggest Asshole" in the most stylish and unapologetic way possible!

Introducing our "World's Okayest Doctor" t-shirt, a hilarious and tongue-in-cheek way to celebrate the medical professionals who always give it their best shot, no matter what! This tee combines humor and appreciation to create a statement piece that sparks laughter and nods of recognition from both doctors and their patients. Designed with a classic yet contemporary style, it is the perfect gift for the doctor in your life who doesn't take themselves too seriously. Emblazoned proudly across the chest, the "World's Okayest Doctor" message is a lighthearted acknowledgement of the tireless efforts and hard work put in by doctors everywhere. Whether they triumph over challenging diagnoses or have a knack for making patients feel at ease, this t-shirt acknowledges that it's okay not to be perfect -- because the journey to being an extraordinary doctor is paved with learning and growth. Made to bring smiles and foster camaraderie among medical professionals, this t-shirt is a must-have addition to any doctor's wardrobe, highlighting the importance of both dedication and a good sense of humor in the field of medicine.

Are you tired of the constant pressure to be the best gamer in the world? Embrace your laid-back gaming style with our "World's Okayest Gamer" t-shirt! Designed for those who enjoy gaming without the intense competition, this shirt celebrates the casual player in all of us. Whether you play for fun, relaxation, or simply to escape reality, this shirt proudly declares your status as the okayest gamer out there, reminding us all that perfection is overrated. With its bold and eye-catching design, this t-shirt is perfect for lounging around, attending gaming conventions, or even meeting up with fellow gamers for a friendly LAN party. It serves as a reminder that the joy of gaming lies not in the number of victories or achievements, but in the fun and camaraderie it brings. So, wear this shirt with pride and embrace your status as the okayest gamer in the world, because gaming is ultimately about enjoyment and connecting with the community, rather than just being the best. Give yourself permission to relax and game on!

Introducing our quirky and relatable "Inflation Gains & Chronic Body Pains" t-shirt, designed to capture the essence of the modern-day struggles we all face. This one-of-a-kind piece speaks volumes about the ups and downs of life, while embodying a sense of humor that embraces the challenges we encounter. Perfect for those who dare to wear their story on their sleeve, this t-shirt is more than just a garment -- it's a statement that recognizes the rollercoaster ride we call existence. The "Inflation Gains & Chronic Body Pains" t-shirt encapsulates the frustration, humor, and resilience we experience in our daily routines. With bold typography and a clever play on words, this shirt sparks conversations and enables you to express your unique perspective on life. Whether you're navigating the trials and tribulations of financial struggles or dealing with the aches and pains that come with age, this t-shirt becomes a symbol of solidarity and a reminder to take a lighthearted approach to the curveballs that come our way. So, embrace the chaos, laugh at the absurdity, and wear this t-shirt proudly -- because life's challenges are universal, and a little humor goes a long way.

Introducing our hilariously snazzy "Call Me So I Can Make It Sprucy For Ya (LOLIPOP Parody)" t-shirt! This witty design is inspired by the iconic song that will instantly transport you back to the carefree days of pop music dominance. With a playful twist, this tee is perfect for anyone who loves to spread laughter and nostalgia wherever they go. Be the life of the party and get ready to have some fun, because this shirt is all set to take your style game to a whole new level of spruciness! Get ready to turn heads and brighten up every room you enter with this catchy design. Whether you're a pop culture enthusiast or just someone who appreciates clever wordplay, this t-shirt will make an instant statement. It's a conversation starter, a mood booster, and a fashion must-have all rolled into one. So why wait? Step up your wardrobe game and let the world know that you're ready to make life a little more sprucy, one call at a time. Get your hands on our "Call Me So I Can Make It Sprucy For Ya" tee today and get ready to be the center of attention in the most lollipop-worthy way imaginable!

Introducing our hilariously snazzy "Call Me So I Can Make It Sprucy For Ya (LOLIPOP Parody)" t-shirt! This witty design is inspired by the iconic song that will instantly transport you back to the carefree days of pop music dominance. With a playful twist, this tee is perfect for anyone who loves to spread laughter and nostalgia wherever they go. Be the life of the party and get ready to have some fun, because this shirt is all set to take your style game to a whole new level of spruciness! Get ready to turn heads and brighten up every room you enter with this catchy design. Whether you're a pop culture enthusiast or just someone who appreciates clever wordplay, this t-shirt will make an instant statement. It's a conversation starter, a mood booster, and a fashion must-have all rolled into one. So why wait? Step up your wardrobe game and let the world know that you're ready to make life a little more sprucy, one call at a time. Get your hands on our "Call Me So I Can Make It Sprucy For Ya" tee today and get ready to be the center of attention in the most lollipop-worthy way imaginable!